Bill

Dear lawmakers,

Kindly review my proposed bill for your perusal.

1. No foreign woman will be allowed in the country unless they have big.... heart for the poor.

2. Every employee is entitled for a 5 day paid vacation leave in celebration of their birthday.

3. Every employee should have sleeping hours.

4. Students, Elderly and Disabled are entitled for 20% discount in motel, inn, hotel, apartelle and alike as long as they have valid id's.

5. Half of the pork barrel should be distributed proportionally to all tax paying individual.

6. No video shall be uploaded unless its clear.

7. Marriage contract should be renewable. lol

I hope this bill is agreeable to you. For any clarification, queries and revision talk to barangay tanod in-charge.


Respectfully,

-paNjò-